scary dream like wowza!

Good day plebeians,

It is time to inform you of a lucid dream my brain pooped out just the other night.
it goes like this:

I FELL ASLEEP!
then, while sleepings i started to dream in images just like this...

YORKSHIRE PUPPY!
clown blood :(
FLYING LIKE SUPERMAN. HOORAY!
solar flare
thousands of dangling telephones
gas masks
then a flannel shirt
AND THEN
im in MA HOUSE
and i answer the door and its a 5-0. but more importantly its my good friends older brother (who happens to be a cop in reality).
anywhoot. he comes inside and we wind up in my bathroom. and magically my bathroom is now like a really long shooting range so i run down to the end with a paper target and hold it out and he starts shooting it.
then we get these like exacto knife katanas. and do BATTLE
he stabs me in the gut
and i actually like
slit his throat. and it was very Very vivid.
HOOLY HOOBASTANK
i woke up and i was all panicky until i realized i did not murder my friends brother.
HOORAY!
although this is disturbing to some of you there is one thing you should take away from this.
when the invasion happens i will not hesitate to do what needs to be done.
youre all a bunch of vaginas.


in unrelated news. i am on break.
in also unrelated news i am a parental figure to a broken bird i found. i keep him in a shoebox on the roof. his name is pedro.
When i nurse him back to health and he agrees to be adopted i will train him in the secret art of bird ninja. TWILL BE AWESEEM.
heres to you PEDRO and your eventual terrorization of new york and then the world!